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Ego Demotivational Poster

STRAY LEGO BRICK - You need only step upon one once, for the agony to stain your soul forever.

TAGS: lego brick pain agony soul
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 26, 2012, 6:17 am
Exactly. Advice like, 'Don't watch the new Michael Bay film.' But most of us will anyway. We will.
Iconoclast - May 25, 2012, 10:08 pm
Don't walk around barefoot - advice that we get, ignore, and suffer the consequences.
pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 7:09 pm
I still limp on cold days.
blackboa7 - May 25, 2012, 7:07 pm
Ahhh stray lego :(

ELVISH - The only language in the world in which every word translates to "I'm a virgin".

TAGS: larp elvish legolas lotr
Rating: 2.39/5

More motifakes by Nand

nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:30 pm
MAD sack time bro
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:29 pm
haha wrong
nononononononon - November 22, 2016, 8:28 pm
no that is not true
corbett06 - August 11, 2010, 9:07 am
you have a point nand but i bet he was getting mad sack time after those movies
JLBachs - March 22, 2010, 6:23 pm
She'd be cute if the eyebrows weren't so dark.
Zealot - March 18, 2010, 4:00 pm
i think the guy was onto something

CARMEN + WALDO - You will NEVER find them!

TAGS: carmen sandiego san diego where s wheres waldo where is world earth on
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by jalford

agdaniele - July 31, 2009, 10:44 pm
In your case, "Carmen"="wit" and "Waldo"="funny"

Bierce on The Ego -

BREAKING NEWS - Lego Land is in turmoil this evening after what some experts are calling "The Zombie Apocalypse." Please stay tuned.

TAGS: lego zombie apocalypse
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by voodoo3535

nicholsjoshua15 - February 13, 2013, 6:22 pm
I love this one, five starts!

LEGO FIREFLY - Hey, Gotta continue it somehow.

TAGS: firefly sci fi lego
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by HandsofBlue

RnR - July 25, 2008, 7:32 am
if you take out those with the guns, it will look like a freakign lego g** boysband

ENGINEERING - it's as easy as putting one brick on top of another

LEGO - When you absolutely, surely have too much time on your hands

TAGS: lego time aircraft carrier
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by RnR

ProfessorMohawk - February 17, 2012, 8:42 am
well lets see, an average 6000 pcs set is $300. and a 4ft Super Star Destroyer is a grand, so......10k?
qdogg99 - April 24, 2011, 12:31 am
who wants to play life size lego battleship cause i want to
spencer - August 14, 2009, 10:07 am
thats cool. wonder the price of one of those.
anonymouse - October 28, 2008, 11:32 pm
where the japs at?
Jeez - August 15, 2008, 3:01 pm
WOOOOOOOO! Man that's friggin' Amazing!

INFLATED EGO - You'll know you have one when you see the picture and realize that the camera wasn't pointed at you.

TAGS: celebrity jay z fail ego
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by youfail12

Faceplant31 - September 15, 2010, 3:33 pm
Much better YF12. 5L from me.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 2:59 pm
how to you think Beyonce hits those high notes?..practice, practice, practice
forseti - September 15, 2010, 2:45 pm
Jay-Z is "Da Shocka"??

STRING THEORY - As explained by Ewan McGregor.


TAGS: peace love kindness humanity ego
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - September 27, 2010, 8:49 am
"someone sitting 60 feet south of central park is opening up their egg sandwich... we have a sniper available?"
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 8:47 am
"we got a black Beemer, 5th and Broadway", "roger that", "red squadron, you have a go" "10-4, Armed and ready", "watch for tail wind guys, this one's gonna be tricky", "Gold 5 to Red Leader, bombs away...", "Direct hit!!"


TAGS: squirrel hostage negotiate never
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm
oh, I thought it was for the "not a proud man" comment
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 11:00 pm
I meant Ya figure about guyfox wanting a pat on the back.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:59 pm
Hammy? What? huh?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:56 pm
well Hammy had the "clever" thing covered
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
Ya figure?
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I am not a proud man
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 10:54 pm
I think he really wanted a shout out for discovering the pic.
TheTrashHeap - October 13, 2010, 10:45 pm
Pretty cool how Guy traveled back in time to say you're welcome before you thanked him.
5150monkeylove - October 13, 2010, 7:29 pm
I couldn't have done this without Guy posting the pic on the "poster fodder" thread. Thanks for the free pic guy!
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 7:26 pm
guyfox - October 13, 2010, 7:07 pm
you're welcome!
agdaniele - October 12, 2010, 9:53 pm
GreyScorpion - October 12, 2010, 9:51 pm
LOL!! 5L

LEGOS - Building the awesome one brick at a time

TAGS: lego epic awsome
Rating: 3.88/5

SWAGGER - The bar has been set

TAGS: no money power or ego here
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - December 22, 2009, 6:31 pm
well thx Mr. Ron.. welcome back!
ronsart - December 22, 2009, 6:27 pm
perfect! Should be Hall of Fame right now.

OPRAH - just learned that there's someone on the planet who doesn't know who she is.

TAGS: oprah ego
Rating: 4.24/5

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TAGS: map world usa ego
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by krazyivanthedivine

Zetmonk - February 18, 2012, 5:11 am
Dunno... I think it's the accent. It might have something to do with the fact that they usually beat us at Rugby, but strangely the Kiwis aren't that bad... Strange phenominon.
Verdeckt - February 17, 2012, 5:44 am
Me too..
caveman - February 17, 2012, 12:04 am
Don't worry, i'm here now.
forseti - February 16, 2012, 6:32 am
So what the hell have the Aussies done to you? Dragon fighters unite!!
Zetmonk - February 16, 2012, 5:33 am
I speak for all South African when I say we simply dislike the Americans, we hate the Aussies. ;-)
forseti - February 16, 2012, 1:16 am
Dear diary, it's Sarah Palin again. I painted you a picture...
Rick69 - February 15, 2012, 2:38 pm
Ha ha ha, I swear a child drew this. Since when did "Yurop" become an island! Anyways, 5L for Scothland XD
RonE - February 15, 2012, 1:46 pm
The rest of the world doesn't hate us. That is what the media reports. People really should actually talk to other citizens. Some do hate us. Most don't give a flip about us and never have.

MMMM... - Plasticky


TAGS: life time happiness celeb briatore gregoraci
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by giulio

kelry - August 2, 2009, 2:10 pm
that's flavio briatore..boss of the F1 renault team
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:39 pm
Maybe it's true love! She loves his wisdom and maturity and he loves her youthful playfulness. That or she's a HO!
BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 2:36 pm
No amount of money is worth touching that saggy bag of wrinkles.
jason dinalt - July 4, 2009, 9:28 am
I was thinking maybe he is her dad, then I saw where his hand is......... oh well, hes not the first rich old bastard to have a young b****

EMPIRE UNION MEETING - ...Jerry.."Here!"...Bill..."Here!".. Gustavo.."Here!"...Yolanda..."Here!".. Wow, This Is a Real Time Drain.

TAGS: lego darth vader star wars
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Lederhosen

HAL8999 - April 9, 2010, 6:04 pm
And who's watching the Death Star when all this is going on??
Produceman117 - December 14, 2009, 10:33 am
There was something so linear and symmetrical about Legos that absolutely captivated me as a child. Very cool poster, BTW.
Screamin Daemon - December 14, 2009, 10:29 am
So. Much. Lego. Almost brings a tear to my eye.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 27, 2009, 1:45 am
Heheheh, I laughed, so you get my 5 lions.
Lederhosen - October 19, 2009, 2:25 pm
spacedog - October 19, 2009, 2:23 pm
Good one Lederhosen.

LEGO - Helping to defy the laws of physics

TAGS: escher lego time too much physics laws
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by RnR

Screamin Daemon - December 18, 2009, 11:26 am
This is awesome. Well done. My eyes are dizzy now...
RnRollie - November 10, 2009, 9:45 am
Its been almost a year since i've posted something new.. i think my "old" stuff is up for a revote towards the hall of fame :)
Derek - August 26, 2009, 7:12 pm
Clever - even spelt Lego without an "s" :-)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 28, 2009, 1:55 am
If you put them together right, you get more lego pieces when you disassemble it.
Elder God Douchebag - January 27, 2009, 4:30 pm
M. C. Escher-edition Lego's.
RMDan - January 27, 2009, 3:57 pm
Total Mind f***. How is that even possible with Lego? Awesome work.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 9:58 pm
This is a mind f*** if there ever was one. That is some awesome Lego work.
BladeMasterV - September 7, 2008, 10:41 pm
*twitches* mind f*** holy ****sner
datnigga - August 21, 2008, 12:48 am
winnar. my mind is f***ed right now.
Randall - August 10, 2008, 6:06 pm

OFFICE POLITICS #11 - A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat in mind


TAGS: putin negotiation paddycake russia
Rating: 2.86/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

Mark - March 5, 2009, 12:21 am
I think there's a war a brewin' here. Hang on a minute while I make some pop corn and get another beer.
ThePirate - March 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Yeah, thats it.. I am Cubby.. and Culos, and Mustyk and airman and wtf.. with all my posters ranked under 2.. thanks for your comments. Fun site.. ebaums is not even close to this hostility. gonna go look at your fantastic submissions to see how it is dun
agdaniele - March 4, 2009, 12:46 am
Pirates, I'm not a fan. This motifake? Big fan. Sure you're not Airman? Cubby? Anyone better?

LEGOS - Meening of pain: 4 studs...4 oz... and blend in with your floors

TAGS: legos
Rating: 2.83/5

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LEGO FABULAND - Responsable for turning kids into furry fans


TAGS: image perception ego ergo inaccurate
Rating: 4.68/5

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spacedog - June 28, 2012, 11:06 pm
Derek - June 28, 2012, 10:05 pm
Alan Turing?

BROMANCE - Here's your girlfriend's necklace. I saved it for you.

TAGS: legolas aragorn lotr bromance romance
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by goobienicole

Feasibly - March 1, 2012, 11:25 am
Very bromantic! I 5'd it as well...
GaryO - March 1, 2012, 9:17 am
5cores, 5chmores, the word play on the title is creative talent Keep it comin’, goobienicole
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:04 am

sorry to see the low score. i really liked this poster. simple....direct...funny. 5 from me.

LEGO CHURCH - More proof that some people have WAAAAAY too much free time!

TAGS: lego free time
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by twill1962

fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 5:56 am
No, it’s not right for your idiom - it should have been the wedding scene at Swamp Castle.
falloutghoul - June 24, 2012, 9:09 pm
Make more of these. Btw, you can turn off Caps Lock.
ODETTECRUMP - June 18, 2012, 11:04 pm

LIFE LESSONS - In order to please others, we loose our hold on our life's purpose. ~Epictetus~

TAGS: legos hold
Rating: 4.14/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:47 pm
I immediately thought of that scene neat the end of Spies Like Us where Chevy Chase had to hold two live wires

CARMEN SAN DIEGO + WALDO = - Invisible offspring

What if -

TAGS: what persecute ego innocent reality
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Whatchado

Greeny - July 10, 2013, 4:11 am
Nice, but never apologize for past girlfriends - it'll be a big can o' worms

WHEN YOU SEE IT... - ...uh...oh nevermind

TAGS: lego bricks
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Walter Johnson

hootizz - August 5, 2010, 2:16 am
hahaha...!!! I think I see it...., someones dog has 'sh_ _' bricks in the park under the tree's...!! aaaahh thats to funny..., you can build anything out of Lego...
vihtori - May 3, 2010, 2:08 am
no really....i dun get it....
yeodawg@hotmail.com - December 21, 2009, 6:59 am
WHAT!?? the American flag and the british Dr. WHO phone booth, the spider on top of the building what?

AMERICA - World's third biggest nation, world's first biggest ego

CARMEN SANDIEGO - Finally, she's been sighted again!

TAGS: carmen sandiego
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Mr. Kaizer

the ninja - August 30, 2008, 5:24 am
haha, where is she though?
Ur Mama - August 7, 2008, 1:18 pm



TAGS: lego minigun person with hat
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

ArturiusMaxwell - July 25, 2011, 12:22 pm
Can't say its a lie. Awesomeness lingers with you after exposure lol
Airman - June 2, 2011, 3:37 pm
I just saw this. Nice that you got my good 5ide!

INSANITY - Begins with a single motifake

DIEGO GARCIA - A little paradise-like archipelago used by CIA to incarcerate and torture alleged terrorists.

TAGS: diego garcia paradise archipelago cia torture terrorists rnr
Rating: 1.82/5

More motifakes by RnR

dumbsquid - January 13, 2009, 2:06 pm
There are no terrorists, or CIA on Diego Garcia. That picture is of the coconut plantation. I know, I spent a year there.
pervo - December 7, 2008, 12:08 pm
Well, either they talk, or they'll die not trying.
barockeva - December 7, 2008, 10:53 am
Torture doesnt really work on people willing to die for their cause.
Dude - July 28, 2008, 9:33 pm
Well said, Ron. Like "alleged" really applies to terrorists.
Ron - July 28, 2008, 1:37 pm
Hey Torture's hard work, what with the lawmakers and such crying up a storm cause you scared someone who would destroy your existance just because its not his. Let the spooks have a quiet retreat and a few martini's. We'll all benefit.

NO MATTER - how hard you try there is always that one missing piece

NOTHING SAFE - No matter how awful something was, somebody somewhere will eventually make a sick joke out of it.

TAGS: holocaust legos assignment
Rating: 4.77/5

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Krissie - July 27, 2010, 11:21 pm
WOW. 5 sad lions


TAGS: ego fuel burning smoke shame
Rating: 4.56/5

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spacedog - November 6, 2012, 10:06 am
Thanks guys
Sho - November 6, 2012, 7:08 am
Oh 5nap *takes notes*
Reality Lord - November 6, 2012, 6:31 am

fived and fav'd. awesomeness.

LOOKS LIKE LEGO - Might just be severely pixelated

TAGS: so severely pixelated looks like lego silverheart
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2013, 10:00 am
That's true...especially if you're researching the best herpes medication or bon** pills.
Sho - March 4, 2013, 9:35 pm
Happened to me too. Pay close attention to the mods, you can learn a lot from them :)
crankyhead - March 4, 2013, 9:31 pm
T'was me. Meant every last word. =)
Silverheart - March 4, 2013, 6:38 pm

I got the idea from the approval queue, I confess. Whichever mod wrote that, kudos to you.
Sho - March 4, 2013, 6:37 pm

OBI-WAN KENOBI HOLDING YARN - Your argument is invalid.


TAGS: egotistical lazy rules
Rating: 4.14/5

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BuggattEH - June 27, 2011, 1:45 pm
Viva la revol*burp*ving room.

LEGO SARAH PALIN - Part of the new Lego Political Playset Now 10% smarter than the actual candidate!

TAGS: doris sarah pailn politics legos
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

wierdo - October 22, 2008, 10:16 pm
oddly, she's still attractive.

SOMETHING IS WRONG - When we talked, I talked about me, you talked about you, when we should have talked about each other.

TAGS: ego self interest
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by spanko1

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 2, 2015, 8:54 am
At least they kinda have something in common — themselves, lol.
BeNiceToMe - February 10, 2012, 4:41 pm
don't want to be the one raining on spanko's parade here, but shouldn't his CryMe-aRiver series go to MotiTwist ?


TAGS: oscar s chubby alter ego
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - April 4, 2012, 10:05 pm
Well, it’s a bit obscure, but somehow knew it wouldn’t get by you… good take on it yerself…thanx kiddo
lgvernon - April 4, 2012, 9:58 pm

L OVE this, GaryO. Looks like he's 'stayin' alive, stayin' alive. Oh, oh, oh, oh...'


LEGOS - Building the next alcoholic.

TAGS: legos keg beer
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by poorcollegekid

shmoe13 - December 17, 2010, 8:28 pm
pure awesome
poorcollegekid - February 12, 2010, 1:36 am
Doh >.
DreMagnum - February 12, 2010, 1:14 am
Dont worry, its pretty overrated. It'll get voted down
poorcollegekid - February 12, 2010, 1:03 am
wow I'm surpised by the decent turnout of my first motifake :D!
Derek - February 9, 2010, 4:03 pm

PORTAL - legos love it to

TAGS: legos portal steam
Rating: 2.96/5
union - February 14, 2009, 8:40 pm
Very cool.

STEPHEN HAWKING - Even As A Lego He Still Can't Walk

DAMN! - That Carmen Sandiego is looking FINE!!!!


TAGS: mj michael jackson lego kids
Rating: 2.45/5

More motifakes by garth

Grr much - October 29, 2009, 1:42 am
i think yous should go to hell Michael Jackson was a better person then you will ever be and he never ever ra**d no kids so get over yourself!
Guest - June 26, 2009, 7:20 pm
May he rot in hell.
BriaHere - June 26, 2009, 2:32 pm
Woah, he just died. Don't have to be so mean about him already. I don't think he was a paedophile.
garth - June 26, 2009, 11:44 am
***k: is that sarcasm? your post's itentions seem clouded. such hate, hate leads to the dark side. theres no room left in the galaxy for any more sith (thats right motifake users, i just said that)
Agent K - June 26, 2009, 10:55 am
i love how everyone knows he was as guilty as OJ yet have nothing but nice words *ahem* so here he was a weirdo and f***ing p*** who ruined the psyche of gof knows how many kids so yea im glad hes dead he wont be f***ing kids now...
mooooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 26, 2009, 10:51 am
strong defense for a man who had no respect for the living (children)
Dick - June 26, 2009, 10:41 am
Wow, what heartless f*** made this? Have some respect for the dead **** sucker!
lolo - June 26, 2009, 10:10 am
no comment ok?

LEGOS - Adding excitement to your dog's bowel movements

TAGS: legos poop dogs
Rating: 2.25/5

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CpnKangaroo - February 19, 2010, 4:35 pm
Once he eats them, he'll **** bricks


TAGS: journey tunnel f*** **** godf***ingd***ityouf***ing****suckeryoumessedupthegodd***tunnel
Rating: 2.2/5

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corneredbadger - April 14, 2011, 1:13 pm
how did this get approved?

Thumbs up -

TAGS: ego down
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - August 1, 2013, 9:19 pm
Did my share

Time has come today -

TAGS: begone evil woman softer world
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 3, 2013, 7:27 am
Airman soars into the stratosphere with this one!
PapaFox - July 3, 2013, 7:17 am
I can SO relate...
kirill - July 3, 2013, 1:39 am
5 wish-this-could-be-reals

10 Million Lego man -

TAGS: 10 million lego man
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - November 12, 2015, 10:14 pm

Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 6:27 pm
d*** blue guys leaving their Legos on the stairs.
spacedog - May 3, 2013, 6:26 pm
It must hurt like hell when he walks around...

The Breakfast Club -

Unrequited -

TAGS: unrequited love bubble heart ego
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - February 1, 2014, 11:45 am
Agreed. 5L
Greeny - February 1, 2014, 10:06 am
Top Notch Kirill 5L

NARCISSIST - I'm sorry, your common sense got lost in the hall of mirrors of my mind

TAGS: vanity ego selfishness
Rating: 4.86/5

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Swampfox - April 3, 2013, 7:57 pm
Well said 5L

Egotist -

TAGS: egotist douche bierce
Rating: 4.86/5

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Rudedog - May 5, 2013, 6:15 pm
A shaved six pack. I could work that.


TAGS: lego looking back
Rating: 4.77/5

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bangoskank - October 4, 2010, 12:55 pm
Thank you rerun, and also thanks to Mooooooooooooooooooo for your help.
rerun - October 1, 2010, 8:10 pm

What I actually meant to say, very nice for 1st time out of the box.
rerun - October 1, 2010, 8:09 pm

this is your 1st? You should treat this like ***, start off crappy and get better as you get more experience...then you can last longer
5150monkeylove - October 1, 2010, 7:50 pm
Noobs crush themselves, skank. The Regulars and mods just keep noobs in line. Once a noob loses it over his crappy poster being denied, then they step up the game and hammers come out. (other a**orted offenses are dealt with 2) Awesome poster, dude! 5
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 4:23 pm

this is a noob's first???? very nice dude...5strong Lions. great first poster.
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 1:18 pm
now you are just toying with me, ive seen how you guys crush noobs
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 1:15 pm
Ha!...I'm backing down now....
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 1:14 pm
i will be the one doing the skull fornicating
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 1:07 pm
I like you already......will you wear my letter jaket?.....Fukin queer bait......that's how we roll, no harm meant....Sally.
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 1:03 pm
as a "noob" i know there will be tests to pass before i can even smell breakfast
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 12:59 pm
Amsome...I love a noob who's willing to self deprecate.....that doesn't mean I'll buy you breakfast.
bangoskank - October 1, 2010, 12:57 pm
thank you and i do answer to skank
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 11:29 am
so far, today. nice starter poster. I'll give a cherry bustin' 5.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 11:28 am
4 lions for you skank....you don't mind if I call you Skank, do you?


lego cars -


TAGS: star wars lego iconic ph**os
Rating: 4.5/5

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MissPriss - November 18, 2012, 10:38 am
And then there's the 5L ironic...the recreator steps on a piece of the lego!

Allegory -

TAGS: truth me***hor allegory where s waldo
Rating: 4.17/5

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Airman - August 8, 2014, 7:30 pm
I found the schooner



TAGS: doesn t negotiate
Rating: 4/5

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Derek - March 30, 2010, 8:07 pm
They will take and you will give, And you must die so that they may live.

AN OPPORTUNITY - For his wife to say "that's it"? and then find something else for him to do.

TAGS: best man wife ego opportunity
Rating: 4/5

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SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 10:27 pm
5L for truth, Miss Priss. One Friday I won a large contract, Saturday I fixed my wife's car, Saturday night I terrorized the ex-boyfriend of one of my wife's friends, and Sunday my wife nagged me about why hadn't I thrown away that old chair yet.
SteveFurlong - May 12, 2012, 10:21 pm
He feels manly for carrying that SOB through eight miles of woods back to his truck. (It's a joke. Even gutted, that sucker will weigh 600 pounds.)
DonQ - May 12, 2012, 10:16 pm
WOW I`m pretty sure he feels sooo manly, shooting a defenseless animal with a high power gun from a long distance.
fan4camping - May 12, 2012, 7:07 pm
5L for reinforcing my lack of haste to get married

Netflix Streaming -

INSTRUCTION BOOKLETS - In the most of cases they twist the reality!

TAGS: lego lie manual graphic
Rating: 3.89/5

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Benlulz - October 19, 2010, 10:23 am
BuZZbomb - August 3, 2009, 11:31 pm
JALFORD - Look here! THIS is what a De-Motivational poster should be. This is perfect! Way to go Hypercat. 5L's all around.



TAGS: my best advice day ladies get your men by any means necessary aggressive negotiations
Rating: 3.27/5

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Marvin Wankerstein - November 11, 2009, 11:28 pm
This gives a entirely new meaning to the term, "sh**gun wedding."

KEVIN RUDD - His ego knows no boundaries.

TAGS: kevin rudd ego
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by MustyK

agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:52 pm
I knew it was political... but I took into consideration that few others would... and this wasn't going to start any arguments. That, and special consideration to a Greybeard.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:43 pm
Well I didn't have a clue WTF this was about.
Derek - January 9, 2010, 11:36 pm
The moderators don't know this is political? Allow me to introduce you the Australia's PM (that's Prime Minister BTW)

SGM PLAYSET - Sage Greybeard Fantasy Playset comes complete with everything you see here! Motifake Nun accessories sold separately

TAGS: sgm sage greybeards lego
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 2, 2009, 11:34 pm
Greybeards! Eating rats, chained, and n****, as usual.
Culos - February 2, 2009, 6:10 pm
And how much are the nuns please?

LEGO BOWSER - The badass of Toy town

TIME - Some people have waaay too much of it

TAGS: escher lego time too much
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by RnR

Silvermist - February 23, 2009, 1:14 am
wow, that's actually really f***ing cool!

FREE TIME - He haz moar den u

TAGS: free time legos hand city sculpture lego guy
Rating: 2.38/5

More motifakes by Will

Sean - September 18, 2009, 12:33 am
Just gime me my fu*kk*in cheeseburger already. Gawd, you guys can be so tedious when cheeseburgers are not forthcoming.
agdaniele - September 18, 2009, 12:14 am
Ok, first... that style of verbiage is an intentional online slang... not to be confused with 3rd grade english skills. Secondly, kudos to Bart for liking it as a motifake and not a call to arms.
Bartimaeus - September 17, 2009, 10:20 pm
Its like those kitten posters that we find so very cute. Apparently, this fellow thought them literary triumphs and seeks to mimic their prose. ...I fear the feline menace has corrupted humanity...but this still gets a 5 out of 5.
Mat - September 17, 2009, 10:15 pm
Seriously... since when did we make the english language optional? Will if you are from a non-English speaking country I apologise, but if you reside in a country that does indeed speak English, I would seriously consider concentrating more when you talk
Woodywood03a - September 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
What the hell man!!! his spelling is badder then mines. and he gets air time.


TAGS: nfl celebrities 49ers egotism michael crabtree
Rating: 2.36/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 9:44 pm
God, I know that misery. A TON of my posters have the worst typos. You should see the one I did for "Voices in my head" day.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 9:42 pm
I've come pretty close to doing something like that myself from time to time, but I much prefer to simply misspell words instead.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 9:22 pm
It's nice to meet another MS paint user. Anyway, after you drag your text into place, fill in the empty spot with black. Still a good poster. 4/5

JACKHAMMERS? - Yeah, That Cigarette Wont Do Your Baby Much Damage

TAGS: prego idiot
Rating: 2.3/5
Shyanne - December 2, 2009, 9:15 am
ha ha ha ha ha ha
DrEvo82 - August 11, 2009, 7:38 am
Yeah that's called White Trash.

THE DEAL - In a theater near you. Summer 2011



TAGS: understanding right now i get it eskimos otterpops australia oregon
Rating: 2.1/5

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Derek - February 21, 2010, 12:04 am
Probably does represent some people's understanding of the World - heaven help them

SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON - You'll never find a more wretched hive of nerds and virgins.

TAGS: san diego sd comicon comic con comic con convnetion
Rating: 2/5

More motifakes by jalford

mallen - August 4, 2009, 8:19 pm
I just looked at the other posters Jalfrod has made. You guys are in the right.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 4, 2009, 6:21 pm
You can find their King at Jalford's house.
mallen - August 4, 2009, 6:18 pm
I think you hit a nerve with the way the votes have been going.
Agent K - August 4, 2009, 1:30 pm
so are you in this pic?


-= CHICK NORRIS =- - Also knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.


TAGS: america s finest city san diego ca california
Rating: 1.79/5

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NiteStryker - October 31, 2009, 11:36 am
New York aint got **** on SD, and its 500,000 for a rat hole because everybody wants to live here.
Zed - October 28, 2009, 1:01 am
So, it's the New York of the West coast?
motifake - October 28, 2009, 12:54 am

San Diego is awesome, if you want to live in a tiny rat hole for $500,000
Derek - October 28, 2009, 12:51 am
Sustainable, pollution-free, crime-free? Even close? I think not.

Ego -

TAGS: self ego rich poor humility
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - March 2, 2016, 12:07 am
Thanks again, mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 10:44 pm
Excellent, Push! Of course it belongs here! LUV IT!!!! Definite ^!!!!!
Pushkin - February 29, 2016, 6:11 pm
Well said.
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 12:45 pm

One of the many reasons we love Wyoming. Down home fridndliness and hospitality. You cannot pay for that.
rerun - February 29, 2016, 12:44 pm

I'm in Texas, compliments & ego are so commonplace I'm surprised there is any market left
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 12:26 pm

Do not undercut the market, dude! Push, they're 12 bucks each. PM me your credit card number, etc.
rerun - February 29, 2016, 11:56 am

Compliments? Those cost like $3.00 each.....
Reality Lord - February 29, 2016, 11:33 am

I'm from canada. i understand it. and that's a very nice compliment you just drop. ty.
Pushkin - February 29, 2016, 10:55 am
Thanks very much for the compliments. I'm flattered.
lgvernon - February 29, 2016, 10:51 am

Upvote from me, Push. The visual with your text really gives food for thought. I think I'll go put my head in the oven, now. Good poster.
Pushkin - February 29, 2016, 10:48 am
Thank you very much for explaining.
rerun - February 29, 2016, 10:46 am

It's here because I approved it & it fits with the site
steve1961 - February 29, 2016, 2:15 am
It matched the dra**s.
GaryO - February 29, 2016, 12:02 am
oh I understand the poster, I just don't understand why its here
Pushkin - February 28, 2016, 10:10 pm
Since you're from Canada, I don't expect you to understand.
GaryO - February 28, 2016, 7:14 pm
not very demoti, eh

Conceited -

TAGS: poster evolution boat bridge misbegotten wretch
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 24, 2015, 4:53 am
Inhaled my coffee!!!!!! As a fan of absurd amounts of hp under my hood, I found this too funny for words!!!!! 5 lions rolling around laughing so hard it huuurrrrts!!!


TAGS: trivia category humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

mizzdizz - December 28, 2015, 12:49 pm
I would have given the same answer!!!!!!!! 5 ROTFL lions!!!!
concern3 - December 28, 2015, 3:22 am
love it Another 5er
lgvernon - December 27, 2015, 11:33 pm

Thank you JW. Happy Holidays!
JesusWept - December 27, 2015, 11:27 pm
Nice collection! 5's all the way :)

Searching -

TAGS: ego avatar search dog food
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - December 17, 2015, 7:41 pm
GaryO - December 17, 2015, 8:56 am
Tis better to have eaten something and thrown it up...and eaten it again...than never to have eaten it at all....WOOF

Charity -

Ambition -

misery -

TAGS: misery heart ego starved
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mizzdizz - December 28, 2016, 8:45 am
Reality Lord - December 27, 2016, 1:50 pm


Man eating Beaver -

TAGS: oregon home invasion monty python
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - June 29, 2015, 1:18 am
man eating beaver???? I was SOOoooo disappointed!!! I thought of something else entirely! LOL!
GaryO - June 28, 2015, 10:15 pm
I hooked one while salmon fishing....don't hook one....ever
JesusWept - June 28, 2015, 5:50 pm
Death awaits them with nasty, big, pointy teeth... L L L L L

Doppelbanger -

TAGS: narcissism vanity conceit egotistic arrogance
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Oldsod - June 2, 2015, 3:46 pm
You are my hero.

Prejudice -

The Meaning of Life -

I told you so -

TAGS: women rudeness ego right wrong
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - November 28, 2016, 10:40 am
Thank you.
concern3 - November 28, 2016, 4:29 am
Words, UP yours
EmilioDumphque - November 27, 2016, 11:45 pm
Too bad it's on top of 'er head.

Egomania -

TAGS: demigod self ego violence control
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - March 10, 2016, 10:51 am
Thanks mizzdizz. Of course I'm a little twisted myself.
mizzdizz - March 10, 2016, 5:21 am
That's twisted! Luv it!!! chuckle, chuckle! ^!!!!!